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Wednesday, 15 January 2014

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Santa Fe residents are saying that the marijuana clouds are even having an effect on the dogs.

SANTA FE, New Mexico - State officials in New Mexico have gone on record as saying that they are demanding that the state of Colorado do something about all of the marijuana smoke that is floating down from their state into New Mexico.

Salvador Cinco, a long time Santa Fe resident and attorney said that the smell of pot has permeated his entire neighborhood and it has gotten so bad that most Santa Fe dogs are so mellowed out that they have stopped barking.

Mr. Cinco also commented that he has seen neighbors of his whom he has never ever seen laugh, now laughing out loud at absolutely nothing.

He also stated that the only positive thing about the damn marijuana clouds with their volumes of pot smoke is that local pizza sales have gone up by 700 percent.

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