Several cities, because of the lack of donations, have placed after hours ATM Machines at their sperm banks.
Now you can go to the blood plasma bank and get some cash and then you go over to the Sperm Bank ATM and who knows how many children we will have with all those freckles and red hair.
The trouble with the ATM's is that they are outside and there are after work shoppers going by and they stare at you or glare at you.
Plus, no magazines. Those get stolen really fast by school kids. They had to stop putting any out there.
You have to keep your heads down though and not look up and suddenly see a gorgeous lady with a weightlifter for a husband.
"You look at my wife one more time and I'm pushing your other head through there!"
One time a girl ran over and gave me a big kiss. That was nice. Almost short circuited the machine.
Bob Deemer for $tar$ Magazine.