Written by Bureau
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Monday, 13 January 2014

image for Chickens Have No Nuggets But On The other Hand...
Add some pink goop & yummy!

While chickens have no nuggets the whole process of fixing the favorite McDonalds bestseller can be sickening.

The mechanically separated chicken are turned into this pink goop so we can create delicious chicken nuggets and even juicy chicken patties. It's obscenely gross and borderline food.

The process works a little something like this according to their own information: There's a small bit of chicken in each nugget but it is merely added to the pink glop.

Further more, because it's crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia and soaked in it. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially by adding non food flavoring that tastes like chicken.

Next comes the fish fingers at the grocery. Like chickens without nuggets, fish have no fingers.

Well, you can take it from there as I need to go gag right now. Had some for lunch. Wonder what's in ketchup?

Make Bureau's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 3 multiplied by 3?

8 20 18 9
53 readers are online right now!

Go to top