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Monday, 13 January 2014

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"But Still Unusual Case"

After receiving news from the hospital that there wasn't anything unusual about their lab work that caused the three hour orgasm, the couple finally admitted that she had faked it for another woman on a video (she was an actress) and the guy was an actor too.

However, she also stated that THEY were told about the case and acted it out for the show.

"I thought it might be true", stated "Liz".

Apparently the woman she played does have orgasms at odd times from a misdiagnosed anti-depressant prescription that has occurred to hundreds of women worldwide.

"The condition is not a joke", stated a doctor we asked about the incident. "It happens, why we don't know. Maybe they are just one of the lucky few."

"Eventually it would hurt as some of these women take an anti-histamine to control it."

Everyone we talked to stated that it should be looked into by experts.

"Oh it has and is still being done. But exams show nothing different in these women than others. I hope the lady that this actually happens to sometimes (But not 3 hours) got her money's worth in having her story re-enacted by actors. Maybe she didn't realize that TV exaggerates everything."

Personally, I think I'm going to talk to a pharmacist. Joan Metter for $tar$.

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