A report has appeared in the West Virginia Mountaineer that some guards have reported aliens or very freaky humans near the chemical spill there.
"I hope it's not humans that are mutating into what we saw but maybe aliens from another planet might not be a good thing either", stated Harper Deen, one of several guards keeping people away from the spill.
Another guard who wouldn't give us his name stated that they certainly saw something unusual.
"Whatever they were, one was dipping his hand in the river water and bringing it to his mouth to taste or smell. I think it was smell except when one turned and saw us, he/she/it had holes there and no nose."
Other guards only caught a glimpse and stated that the "beings" were very tall and had long arms but another stated that the one that pointed at them was quite a bit smaller.
All the guards ran towards the beings but they had to go down into a good size ditch and when they came up the other side, no one was there.
"Maybe they are studying us to see how dangerous we have become", stated Deen. "Either that or we may have humans mutating from the chemical spill!"