ASPEN, Colorado - Colorado State Police working in conjunction with representatives for FedEx have just made one of the biggest marijuana busts in Colorado history.
Captain Vaughn J. Alpine with the CSPD informed the news media that a 19-year-old college student named Ozzie Pumpkinbock had been arrested after he tried to mail 4,000 pounds of pot to Los Angeles via FedEx.
As of January 1, 2014, marijuana can be legally purchased in Colorado but only for self-consumption.
Young Pumpkinbock reportedly tried to tell arresting officers that he was mailing the two tons of pot to an address in La Brea, California where he was planning on moving to.
One state police officer threatened to pepper spray him just for having the gall to make such a stupidly ridiculous comment.
SIDENOTE: Colorado authorities stated that the 4,000 pounds of marijuana will be taken and distributed to half a dozen marijuana shops in the greater Denver area.