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Monday, 13 January 2014

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Rebecca Waxbuckle as she appears today at the age of 51.

OSHKOSH, Wisconsin - Ever since she was in high school Rebecca Waxbuckle of Oshkosh said that she was always extremely popular with the boys.

She pointed out that when she went to Johnny Appleseed University in Indianapolis she was voted The Freshman Girl Who Puts Out The Quickest.

Rebecca was so popular in college that she actually started dating the school's basketball starting lineup.

One of her boyfriends, power forward Tyrone Tyler (#17), remarked that Becky was such a hottie that she could fog up the windows in a car quicker than any girl he had ever known.

He added that she broke the university's all-time fogging record of 58 seconds by 47 seconds.

Becky said that during her senior year she decided to visit a gynecologist to get a routine exam.

After her gynecologist examined her she informed her that she had an amazing 213 erogenous zones.

Her doctor told her that the average college female has about 7 or 8 erogenous zones.

SIDENOTE: Rebecca Waxbuckle is now 51-years-old and she has just retired from the porn movie industry.

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