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Sunday, 12 January 2014

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Although many ladies say they couldn't imagine it being a bad thing, Liz in Seattle says that it's not for the first 15-30 minutes but after that it wasn't great at all.

She told an A&E audience that she was trying everything and it wouldn't stop.

Ask if she peed a lot during the episode, she told the lady reporter that she could have.

"There was so much water that I was drinking and jumping till I was all wet anyway."

Still no word from sources at the hospital. No chemical report either.

Some are beginning to think that her partner was behind it because someone who knew him stated that he had been to Mexico lately. But Eric stated that he hadn't been out of Seattle.

A doctor who spoke off camera stated that he had never seen this happen before but could happen like spasms from muscle, hiccups.

"The body is very complicated and no two people are the same."

Meanwhile, Eric has refused to talk any more until he can get somewhere quiet as his cell phone number somehow got out and a lot of women are calling him.

"We may have something to say later but now we need to get a publicity agent and attorney."

Wonder if that is a patent attorney?

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