Hawaii - "Uh, please don't use the term groom, it's got connotations," a stable hand at Oprah Winfrey's $30 million, eleven bedroom Maui pad said today amid reports about Michelle Obama's impending Senate tilt went viral on the web.
The US First Lady is holed up Chez Winfrey ahead of a 50th Birthday bash next weekend where an announcement about her forthcoming political career is rumored to be made.
A campaign manager - believed to be White House aide Valerie Jarrett's former tarot card reader Juno Frascati - has been hired to flesh out Oprah's suggested skeletal plan based on former First Lady Hillary Clinton's own rise to stardom via a safe US senate seat.
"Of course, some is sayin' Michelle's really just sulking at Oprah's Hawaii home," a correspondent for Californian celeb watch site LA FagHagSlagmag.con commented, "paying back hubby Barack for canoodling in public with that Danish Prime minister slag.
"Meanwhile others is sayin' she's in Hawaii for some intimate major surgery - like re-modelling a pesky camel toe bump."
Either way the two women are definitely suspected of hatching some sort of plot in between daily spa treatments like Botox and liposuction sessions, minor eye-lift surgery and replumping of lips 'and stuff'.
Saturday's lavish 50th birthday bash is likely to be attended by a host of Hollywood A-Listers plus Dennis Rodman and Tiger Woods.
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