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Friday, 10 January 2014

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Future Mayor of New Jersey

In an unexpected move, blonde bombshell and Baywatch superstar Pamela Anderson announced her intentions to be New Jersey's next Mayor.

"This bridge too nowhere scandal really makes me mad!" said a frustrated Anderson standing on her front porch in Malibu CA. "I plan on moving to New Jersey, running for Mayor and stopping this political crap that made everyone on that bridge miss the last episode of Downton Abby this past summer".

No stranger to controversy, Anderson says she has more than what it takes to bring down Governor Chris Christie "You think he's big, take a look at these" Anderson said and she stripped to the waist. "I think the guys in Jersey know what to vote for".

An early poll ran just moments after her annoucement showed Anderson a close second behind the dounut loving Christi, at 48% to 46%.

"Pam knows how to compete and win! said her personal trainer and campaign manager", Julio Juan Carlos Pena Buca Sanchez. "She is gonna wipze the floor withs him!

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