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Thursday, 9 January 2014

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Alien attack

"Why didn't I bring her to Spain", shouted Director Ridley Scott after acid dripping aliens attacked his "Exodus" movie location unit in the Spanish desert.

Sigourney, playing "Lott's wife" in the biblical epic was filming with another unit when the attack occurred.

Sandra Bullock from "Gravity" was flown in at colossal expense and managed to successfully chase them away with a fire extinguisher.

"I could have saved ten million dollars!", Ridley shouted. "The movie is going well though, apart from this unexpected attack. I think the Aliens thought Sigourney was here and were getting ready for a bit of payback."

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