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Wednesday, 8 January 2014

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Maybe they could name a storm for Ice Man.

Tropical Storm Hercules will battle it out with two Hercules movies for the top Hercules of the Year.

It is expected to be a lightweight battle, with The Legend of Hercules, coming out in January 2014 and Hercules-The Thracian Wars, coming out in July 2014, no match for the winter storm that has so far shut down the East Coast and Midwest for three days.

In related news, the US Weather Service banned the practice of naming storms and other weather phenomena after upcoming motion pictures, saying "Are we supposed to name the next one for Tarzan, or Harry Potter, or whoever has a movie coming out? How are you supposed to keep a straight face reporting about Winter Storm Shrek?"

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