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Topics: Health, Obesity

Tuesday, 18 November 2003

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Obese Americans Eat Too Much - EU Statement

A startling new message was given to the American population today in an effort to combat their obesity problem. It is estiamted that 67% of Americans were overweight to such an extent that their health were at risk.

The mesasge which came from European Union nutritional experts was:

Stop eating so much and take some exercise.

The shell shocked response from the US was that they would require further investigation into the long term effects of controlled eating and exercise.

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