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Wednesday, 8 January 2014

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Causing Al Gore to grind his teeth, MENSA Headquarters has issued a world cooling down over the next 25-100 years.

"It's overdue already and could begin at any time", stated spokesman Howard Hawking.

Why is the well-known group going against Al Gore, the former VP and movie maker for Global Warming?

"Mr. Gore leaves out a most important fact. We are much overdue for a major volcano eruption that could send enough ash and debris into the atmosphere that could block out the sun from a few months to several years. The fact that some unusual planet alignment could exert a pull on the earth could also cause several chain reactions and several earthquakes along with volcanic activity."

When asked, "Al Gore stated that the group is only trying to draw attention to themselves. "I bet they'll even make a movie and run for President...make a movie and go on a speech tour."

The MENSA spokesman only shook his head.

"The one volcano at Yellowstone National Park could settle our country for good all by itself but it would affect the whole world and there are many other volcanoes out there ready to blow. In fact they do, every year."

Anyone have any Good News we asked.

"Yes", stated Hawking. "I finally got a hot date with that Group of Scientific Experts cutie, Adelia Foxworth."

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