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Tuesday, 7 January 2014

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Australia's kangaroo supply is vital to the economy of many of the world's nations.

PANAMA CITY, Florida - Secretary of State John Kerry visited The Sunshine State and spoke at a convention of retired Southern pharmacists.

He stated that should North Korean leader Kim Jong Un carry through with his threat to invade Australia, the United States will step in to defend the country known as The Land Down Under.

Secretary Kerry remarked that the entire world is tired of Kim Jong Un acting like a damn school yard bully and if he persists he will get his freakin' nose bloodied.

Meanwhile Russian President Vladimir Putin has let Kerry know that Russia is also willing to support the United States in its defense of Australia.

President Putin commented that Australia is vital to the world's kangaroo supply as well as to the boomerang industry.

SIDENOTE: North Korea's national news agency, The Rice Paddy is reporting that Kim Jong Un has said that the United States and Russia better not stick their noses in his country's business or else.

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