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Friday, 3 January 2014

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The bearded and possibly inbred Robertson clan from "Duck Dynasty" signed up for Obamacare this morning with little to no trouble, says a family spokesperson.

"It took like twenty minutes tops for the whole family!" said distant second cousin Red Dick Robertson. "Even though we are filthy rich off of our duck calls, T shirts and other collectables, we are savings hundreds a month on our new "Gold Plan", now I can finally get this Herpes treated"!

Other family members shared an equal happiness at finally having health insurance. "These damn STD's are going to be a thing of the past" said aunt Peggy Jo Snitwicker. "This damn itchin been driving me crazy for months now"!

The family says it don't matter to them that a blackie came up with the idea. "Those Negros have lots of good ideas" crooned aunt Peggy. "Chicken and waffles, Watermelon pie, and we love that show "Whats Happening".

Local doctors are gearing up for the onslaught of Robertsons that will be coming into their offices. "That family is like a rabbit farm gone wild, I'm already booked up with them until June, and they just signed up this morning" stated Dr. Beaumont T.Justice, a local VD clinic doctor and part time swamp buggy mechanic.

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