INDIANOLA, Iowa - Local authorities have reported that overnight a crop circle appeared in Iowa corn farmer Dilbert Nutwood's corn field.
The highly elaborate figure covered an entire acre and resembled Miley Cyrus in the act of twerking.
Farmer Nutwood, 67, told news reporters that he has never seen such a weird looking configuration in his 43 years of planting corn.
When told that the crop circle looked exactly like Miley Cyrus, Mr. Nutwood got a puzzled look on his weathered face and asked what in the world a Miley Cyrus was.
When told that she was a singer, he smiled, and asked if she used to sing on the Lawrence Welk Show back in the 50s.
Nutwood commented that the only Cyrus he knows is Buck Cyrus who owns a barbershop up in Des Moines.
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