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Wednesday, 1 January 2014

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Even though he can heal warts in most cases, he still says that he cannot heal people of serious health problems.

"Oh I do a few things to help the sick, especially praying to the One who can heal them. But every one of you can do that. You don't need a preacher."

Asked about the wart healing, he replied, "You just say a few words or read a few Bible verses and get an old dish rag and rub it on the wart and then go hide it under a rock by moonlight. It works somehow. My own aunt passed that down to me."

Robertson stated that there was one verse in the Bible that people read to stop blood flow but he couldn't tell us what it was.

"There's probably more people out there that can help you find it. I never was called on."

"You reporters and some TV crew members think we don't know you're spoofing some of our ways but our ways go back a long time and they are the best ways. You may come running to us if a big war breaks out here and even though we been spoofed, we'll still help you."

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