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Tuesday, 31 December 2013

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Sharleen Flameleaf was caught with 8,003 fake Viagra pills.

SAN DIEGO - U.S. Custom Agents report that they have apprehended a very attractive young woman from Cucamonga, California with 8,000 fake Viagra pills hidden in her Victoria's Secret panties.

Sharleen Flameleaf, 24, who told custom agents that she is an unemployed pole dancer was seen walking a bit gingerly.

When agents asked her if she had anything to declare she smiled and replied that she declared that the agent who was dealing with her was one very handsome man.

The agent thanked her but pointed out that he was gay.

Miss Flameleaf suddenly sneezed and when she did a little blue Viagra pill fell from her miniskirt.

The officer immediately called a female custom's agent who told her to remove all of her clothes.

When Miss Flameleaf got to her panties, the female agent noticed a huge bulge in her crotch region

She asked her if the groin bulge was because of a contraband substance or was she just happy to see her.

Sharleen replied that she was just happy to see her.

She was frisked and at that point a bag with Viagra pills was discovered.

Agents arrested Miss Flameleaf and counted the blue pills. The total number was 8,003.

The pills were inspected and found to be fake. They will be shipped to Yuma, Arizona where they will be burned in an official United States incinerator.

SIDENOTE: Sharleen Flameleaf told the customs agents that she was just trying to raise money to buy a Shetland pony for her grandmother.

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