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Sunday, 29 December 2013

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Swearing-in to be emceed by defrocked shyster lawyer Bill Clinton

New York - Momentous world events are likely to eclipse NYC mayor-elect Bill De Blasio's crowning moment as the farces of astrology unleash their most potent aspect this New Year's Day with a triple-whammy Sun/Moon/Pluto conjunction in Capricorn.

The aspect is flanked by Mercury and a retrograde Venus in a five-planet line up squaring 'train wreck' hard angles to Mars in Libra and Uranus in Aries in the zodiac's awesome cardinal signs, last seen during the sinking of The Titanic.

Of course, most New Yorkers couldn't care less about the profound karmic implications of holding a mayoral inauguration against such a celestial backdrop in a ceremony emceed by disbarred former Little Cock, Arkansas shyster lawyer Bill Clinton.

However, the city's canny skywatch brigade remains on full alert following the announcement of Clinton's pivotal role and the presence of spouse Hillary and daughter Chelsea.

"At least they didn't give the honor to some bent Ecuadorian judge, like Amazonbotch cheerleader Nicolas Zambrano," Manhattan waitress Dolores Krakatoa Von Blumingdorf from Cafe ParaLegal commented, "not that The Clintons are in any way off the hook for their shady machinations with the Correa kleptocracy."

Historically major aspects to the zodiac's Great Malefic planet Pluto have triggered the RIPs of leading world figures, institutions and past sell-by celebs marking 2014's start under this triple conjunction as a global turning point.

None of this probably matters to Team De Blasio whose smooth ride to victory was predicted by Hillary's personal tarot reader way back during Hurricane Irene's baleful onslaught.

"Well, you won't catch me watching this dumb inauguration," Ms K de B added, "never voted for the sucker in the first place."

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