Written by Abel Rodriguez
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Sunday, 29 December 2013

image for Sarah Palin Highly Incensed At Her Own Tea Bag Party
Sarah Palin is very upset with her Tea Bag Party.

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin was sitting out on the porch of her Wasilla home, Casa Moscow, talking to GOPicky Magazine's Tabitha Tula Wishywater.

She told Ms. Wishywater that she was highly incensed that her own Tea Bag Party, a party that she says sprung from her political loins, has now turned its back on her

Palin dabbed away a tear as she said that she worked long and hard to get her political party off the ground and now it has fallen down on her political head.

The party's executive director Silas P. Pripski has just announced that the Tea Bag Party is backing Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson to be its 2016 presidential candidate.

Mr. Pripski remarked that he and many of the party members feel that Mrs. Palin turned out to be nothing more than just a talking machine who really had no knowledge of the inner workings of what it takes to be a leader in the political arena.

Pripski added that sure she was the governor of Alaska, but big deal, Austin, Texas, has more people than the entire state of Alaska.

Pripski also pointed out the fact that many of the party's leaders felt that Sarah Palin's extreme lack of geographic knowledge made her a laughing stock.

Sarah Palin told Ms. Wishywater that she is so upset with the Tea Baggers (as the Tea Bag Party members are known) that she is seriously considering forming yet another splinter GOP political party

She was asked if she had a name picked out yet.

The woman who is known as the Moose Mama grinned and replied that she plans to call it the Palin Party or PP for short.

Wishywater asked, "So the Palin Party members will be known as PPers."

Palin thought for a moment and then answered, "Ah no, Tabby, actually they'll be known as Palinistas."

Make Abel Rodriguez's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 multiplied by 5?

4 3 24 25
60 readers are online right now!

Go to top