WASHINGTON, D.C. - The world of American politics has just received word that Speaker of the House John Boehner has confided to an unnamed source that he is fed up with all of the Obamacare fussing and fighting.
He has reportedly decided to resign his position as speaker of the house.
Boehner told the unnamed source that his nerves are pretty near shot, his sense of reasoning has diminished, and he has started growing vast amounts of hair in his right ear.
He confessed that it has gotten to the point where if he doesn't just walk away from his position he could end up hurting someone; most probably a Democrat.
When asked what he plans on doing. He immediately replied that he will be moving to Afghanistan where he can get some peace and quiet.