First lady Michelle Obama will be the guest of honor at a White House dance party next month when she turns "50 and fabulous" but looks more like "50 and frustrated".
She's still not all that happy about the Prime Minister of Denmark flirting with her husband and now she's finding new wrinkles.
Also, her language has changed a bit.
"You kids eat what you want. If you want to weigh 300 pounds and have a heart attack at 40, go ahead!"
"Garden at the White House? Nope. You can get that stuff from farmer's markets. Even better, you can skip vegetables and eat cake and doughnuts."
While she said she wasn't being so strict on her diet anymore, she is not going to overdo it.
"If hubby is going to look around anyway, why am I trying to stay as young-looking as possible? I might become a black Barbara Bush. They're still holding hands and must be 80 at least."
She then told reporters that she wasn't about to go that far.
"Then again, I think it's about time me and the girls go shopping again in Paris. The politicians hate that. But I'll need new clothes if I put on a few pounds."