WEST MONROE, Louisiana - Phil Robertson the patriarch of the Duck Dynasty's Robertson family has just announced that A&E has backed down and they have lifted his suspension from the popular television cable show.
Robertson sat in his living room with his wife Miss Kay and chatted with Gazebo Serengeti of Bedroom Pillow Talk.
The Duck Dynasty star said that he knew he would win because people who are right always win and people who are wrong always lose.
He then noted that the network executives sat down and put a pencil to paper and saw the tremendous amount of millions of dollars they would have lost had the show been cancelled.
Robertson said that he has been given an amazing raise as well as the keys to a brand new fully-loaded Rolls Royce, a home in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, and front row tickets to concerts by Brad Paisley, Carrie Underwood, Keith Urban, and Shania Twain.
The network will also be giving him and his entire family tickets to a concert by Louisiana's own stand up comedian Zydeco Dupree plus backstage passes so that they can visit with the Bayou State comedian.
SIDENOTE: Phil Robertson was asked by Bedroom Pillow Talk's Gazebo Serengeti if he had any final words for the American public. He tugged at his ZZ Top beard and replied, "Yeah, don't cha ever mess with a Louisiana Cajun, ya hear?"