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Thursday, 26 December 2013

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Donald Trump recently gave Megyn a cat that she named "Trumpy."

NEW YORK CITY - Megyn Kelly made an appearance on The View and she certainly showed the panel, the studio audience, and the television viewers that she is not the least bit shy.

Kelly was asked by Barbara Walters if she feels that her good looks have helped her get to the position she's attained with FOX News.

"Oh most definitely" the dishwater blonde replied, "the fact that I am stunningly beautiful has opened doors up for me that would have stayed shut for most women."

"Really?" asked Walters.

"Oh yes Barbara. Can I call you Barbara?"

"No, lets call me Mrs. Walters."

"Whateverrrrr. But to be perfectly honest with you Mrs. Walters I have always known that I am a fantastically attractive woman, but now thanks to my little old Santa is white remark, everybody in the U.S. now knows that Megyn Kelly is probably the prettiest Republican woman in the entire country."

Whoopi Goldberg, Jenny McCarthy, and Sherri Shepherd all started coughing.

"And what's wrong with you Democratic gals huh?" Megyn arrogantly asked.

Whoopi focused right on Kelly and said "Nothin' be wrong with us honey child but you be pattin' yourself so much on your gorgeous back dat I'm afraid that you gonna sprain your little old beautiful arm, ah huh fo sho nuff, ya hear."

"What the hell was that talk? I really wish you would speak English missy."

And with that Whoopi stood up and said that she was getting ready to bite the livin' hell out of a prissy-lipped, conceited, Republican white girl.

Luckily for Megyn, Sherri and Jenny grabbed Whoopi before she could inflict some serious hurt on the FOX News mouthpiece.

SIDENOTE: Anderson Cooper recently said that if he wasn't gay he wouldn't touch Megyn Kelly with a 10-foot pole.

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