"This is remarkable", stated Michelle Obama and her daughters agreed. "I guess the American people appreciate us after all."
The First Lady was talking about all the great gifts, over 4000 at the last count, they have received from ordinary citizens across the United States.
"I just hope they haven't stretched their budgets too far. Look over there, ten new cars from a known republican all charged to his credit card."
Meanwhile, even the President was smiling for the first time since the Obamacare Fiasco as he looked at his very expensive golf clubs he had received from an old lady who lives in Florida on a very limited income.
When told about how pleased the President was for the $5,000 clubs, she passed out with joy!