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Wednesday, 25 December 2013

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Ronald House says that he and his married partner, John Eberton are probably going to get a divorce.

"It's his nosy mother Sarah, she has spoiled him rotten and now she expects me to do the same thing. She didn't want us to get married in the first place."

Eberton has a different story. "Ronald was adopted and grew up in an orphanage so he doesn't know how close a boy and his mumsy can be. Mother only wants the best for me and him too. Of course, she had me and her friend's daughter all lined up when I was six years old but THAT ain't going to happen."

"I understand Ron's feelings", stated House. "But sooner or later you have to turn loose of the apron strings. He's 47, forever more! All was going well until she started that thing about grandchildren. I'm 45 myself. We're simply too old to have children at our age."

"I hate to say it but there is also jealously here because I'm bigger than John and he resents that."

"Yes, but you have affairs on the side."

"On the bottom!"

"Joke! Joke! Joke! Everything's a joke with you!"

"It takes away the tension. "

"Snit!"

"Snot!"

Whatever the couple decide, it doesn't look good to their counselor.

"These two were best friends for years. Now that they're married they begin having trouble with the In-Laws. Well, welcome to the club!" Dr. Everette Swisher told this reporter.

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