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Tuesday, 24 December 2013

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Not the same kind of Pussy Riot as in the story, although with the word pussy we could have done worse.

Pyongyang, N. Korea Pussy Riot, fabled Russian protest group, were kidnapped by husky dictator Kim Jong-Un in a move to impress basketball player Dennis Rodman.

Kim, whose narcissistic father Kim Jong-Il once kidnapped a film director and actress, was said to have cloistered Pussy Riot in one of his many palaces so that he could bring them out at the right time to surprise his BFF Mr. Rodman. "Mr. Kim will sometimes wait years for just the right time to spring a surprise," spoke an anonymous source.

Rodman had been asked by human rights groups to talk to the diminutive dictator about human rights abuses such as the many North Korean labor camps that can now be seen on Google Maps. Rodman told Reuters last week it was not his place to talk about such issues, unless it involves piercings or tattoos.

In related news, it was reported that the roly-poly dictator got a tattoo of Dennis Rodman's uniform number 91, inside of a heart, on his right ankle. He only cried a little bit.

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