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Tuesday, 24 December 2013

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Megyn Kelly relaxing in Donald Trump's personal swimming pool.

NEW YORK CITY - FOX News reader Megyn Kelly says that she has received more emails, text messages, and phone calls in just the past 48 hours than she has in the previous 12 months.

Kelly was having lunch with Savannah Kettle of Glamboyant Magazine at a local Barbed Wire Barbecue Diner in Lower Manhattan.

Miss Kettle asked her if she regretted making her Santa is white statement.

Kelly started giggling and remarked that she does not regret it one bit. She then pointed out that because of that one little old silly comment she has been offered half a dozen book deals, numerous speaking engagements, her own TV reality show, and an unnamed Saudi Arabian prince has offered her $900,000 for a 15 minute session of French kissing.

Megyn shook her head and said "You know Savannah only in America can such an intelligent and fantastically beautiful woman such as myself make such an outlandish remark as the one I did and end up becoming much, much richer than I already was."

SIDENOTE: The Hasbro Toy Company is finalizing the details for a Megyn Kelly Action Figure Doll.

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