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Tuesday, 24 December 2013

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WATERLOO, Iowa - The Iowa based Phineas & Penelope Fitch Traveling Sideshow & Carnival is the oldest and largest in the United States.

The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency stated that it is even older that The Buffalo Jeffrey & Chief Crazy Cow Traveling Sideshow & Carnival which has its winter headquarters in Corpus Christi, Texas.

Phineas Fitch, the CEO and President of the carnival has contacted Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson about having him and his West Monroe, Louisiana family join the traveling sideshow and carnival.

Fitch said that he knows that they will break all kinds of attendance records and added that the Robertson's will fit right in with the carnival workers.

The Robertson's will be allowed to bring along all of their ducks as well as any other critters that they feel the carnival goers would enjoy seeing up close.

SIDENOTE: American Spotlight Magazine has just learned that The Cracker Barrel Restaurant is in talks with the Duck Dynasty clan to star in some of the restaurant chain's commercials.

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