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Monday, 23 December 2013

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Megyn always carries a little toy soldier in her purse which she says is for good luck.

NEW YORK CITY - Megyn Kelly, host of the FOX News program The Kelly File has dropped a hint to an unnamed source at FOX that she is seriously thinking about running for the U.S. Senate from New York.

Kelly stirred up a hornets nest when she recently stated that Santa Claus was white and then tried to crawfish her way out of it by adding that she was just kidding.

Hollywood actor Charlie Sheen said that Kelly needs to be placed in a darkened room with Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson and see who cries uncle first; Megin because of Phil's swamp fumes or Phil because of Megyn's cheap perfume.

Sheen went on to state that he heard that Megyn who is a hardcore Republican has a tattoo of an elephant on her bikini line.

Kelly has flat out denied the elephant tattoo although she did not really say that she doesn't have a bikini line tattoo.

Another Hollywood actor George Clooney said that he heard from a semi-reliable source that Megyn wears her panties inside out for good luck.

Apparently she read about that superstition in a recent article that appeared in GOPicky Magazine.

SIDENOTE: Megyn Kelly allegedly told her BFF Rush Limbaugh that once she is elected to the U.S. senate she will start thinking about making a run for the White House.

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