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Monday, 23 December 2013

A noxious cloud of methane laced bowel gas was released in Louisville during business hours.It appears that a greenish brown cloud wafted out of the Burritos as Big As Your Head restaurant and into a nearby clothing store, sources at the scene say.

The cloud hung densely for four hours, sending the unlucky owner of the clothing store and his school age son to the hospital with uncontrollable lacrimation and coughing. Both of them are resting comfortably at home. Nobody else was affected.

The taco eating contest continued on, and the 420 pound winner, simply told reporters that he was honored to be there and to have won such a prodigious award. No word on whether it was the winner or others who emitted such a foul cloud.

Fortunately for Louisville, December was unseasonably warm, and the weather worked to quickly dissipate the cloud, and so the casualties still remain at two.

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