Written by Smart Blonde Bimbo
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Sunday, 22 December 2013

We all use Photoshop to get rid of wrinkles, bags, rolls, lines, and sags. But who would have thought that fixing awkward holiday photos could include airbrushing an ENTIRE relative out of a photo?

First, it appears that an uncle was suddenly missing from all published photos coming out of North Korea. Kim Jong-Il's brother-in-law had been standing in an honored place, and then poof!--he was gone. Add this to the repairs done on the high-and-tight haircut and the puffy face of North Korea's leader.

First an uncle--then an aunt. The entire free world is green with envy at the capabilities of the upstart leader and his incredible shrinking caste of relatives. And it has left many of us the world over wondering what else can we do with Photoshop.

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