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Saturday, 21 December 2013

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President Gets Silent Treatment

Michelle Obama is not talking to the President or to us at the present.

Just the same, we paid a little extra just to hear from some people who keep their eyes and pockets open at the nations capitol.

"Mad? Is that woman mad? She's giving him looks like she may have him impeached!", stated one Source. "The other lady that works here says that they were up most of the night after returning from Mr. Mandela's Memorial. She and the girls even slept in that old haunted room where Mr. Lincoln occasionally appears. You know what she said? She said she'd like to thank him personally anyway. That woman has a backbone. Compared to her and Hillary, their husbands are puppy dogs."

The trouble seems to have started when Michelle saw the President flirting with the female Prime Minister of Denmark.

Then she saw him doing it again at a dinner later on. "Some said she even referred to President Obama as, "Bill The Cat" to the bodyguards during the flight home.

Maybe the vacation will get things straightened out. Bet she comes home with a lot of nice new clothes.

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