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Saturday, 21 December 2013

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Romney the family gator has appeared in several episodes of Duck Dynasty.

WEST MONROE, Louisiana - The Robertson family, stars of Duck Dynasty, is fit to be tied and they have expressed to the news media that they do not take kindly to one of their own being treated as if he is some kind of Taliban terrorist.

The family of Phil Robertson who was suspended from the hit cable show Duck Dynasty for making some negative comments about fairies, as he put it, is on the Cajun warpath.

Phil's brother Silas told Yippie-Ki-Yay Magazine's Buck Yazoo that the network may have done gone and stepped smack dab in a fresh pile of cow droppings.

Si noted that if Phil is suspended then the entire bayou-dwelling family will personally suspend itself as well.

A spokesperson for A&E stated that the Robertson bunch doesn't have a leg to stand on because a contract is a contract as New York City Mob boss Salvatore Goombalini says periodically.

SIDENOTE: The Robertson's say that they have contacted famed California attorney Ginger Allred to represent them in this matter.

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