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Friday, 20 December 2013

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Ms. Mestre's new mortgage-free home is about 10 times larger than her old one that had a mortgage.

Heather Mills, who told Paralympics official Sylvana Mestre "you don't know who I am, I will make your life miserable," just bought the mortgage company that holds the mortgage on Mestre's house and evicted her using alimony money from Paul McCartney.

Ms. Sylvana Mestre had just informed Ms. Mills, ex-wife of Beatle Paul McCartney, that she would not be allowed to compete in the Paralympics due to her use of a non-approved prosthetic, which purportedly gave her bionic powers like the Six Million Dollar Man. Ms. Mills lost her lower leg in a motor scooter accident when she was in a motor scooter gang.

In related news, former Beatle Paul McCartney has just purchased an ocean-side mansion and given it to Paralympic official Sylvana Mestre free of charge.

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