Written by Bureau
Print this

Friday, 20 December 2013

image for Obama May Be Going On Mount Rushmore!

At a press conference this morning, President Obama announced that he is to be placed on Mount Rushmore. For one thing, this will create at least one thousand jobs and increase tourism in South Dakota.

The White House Press Corps erupted in applause when the announcement was made. Representatives from CBS, MSNBC, PBS, ABC, NBC, and NPR all wept and beat their breasts. "He should be the ONLY one on Rushmore", shouted Rush Limbaugh, surprisingly.

The last President under consideration to be carved into the mountains of South Dakota was Ronald Reagan. Reagan, considering the overwhelming support and acclaim he received from the American people, seemed a natural choice. The Congress approved of Reagan on Rushmore, but President Bill Clinton overruled the order.

"I don't want either one of their faces there", stated Clinton. "We need a woman up there!"

Actually, in an effort to reach across the aisle, Bill and Hillary Clinton, Rush Limbaugh and Dick Cheney will be escorting the President.

"I can't wait to go see where I'll be."

"We can't wait to see it either", stated Cheney.

That was early this morning. No one has heard from them since although a "lost him somewhere" came in, cell phones are hard to get through up there.

Make Bureau's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 4 multiplied by 5?

2 7 18 20
90 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more