Lindsay Lohan has been missing for a couple of weeks -not even in court -so some friends and fans have been concerned. However, a recent article with a photo of some girl named "Betty" has them believing she has either lost her memory or just wants a break.
According to the story In the Morgantown Mountaineer, "Betty" showed up late for work at a hair salon there looking like a white-lipped "Got Milk" commercial and headed for her chair at the "Cut One" Hair Salon.
However, police were called in after she gave her first five customers left crying and looking like Marge Simpson.
"I'm suing", one customer told the police. "My husband may be laughing his ass off when I come home looking like this. You go down there and check that salon. That Betty is higher than these mountains."
"But we cannot arrest her for a bad hair arrangement."
"Oh you can wait till she slits someone's throat. She's got a razer."
When police arrived they had to dodge a baldheaded lady running out the door and almost door-knobbed Officer Henry to death.
"Glad you guys are here. Maybe the one who isn't looking green and all bent over can go in there and see what she's doing in that bathroom so long."
But she was missing. A window was open.
As the two officers left, one stopped and stated, "Why would you name a beauty parlor, "Cut One"?"
"It's supposed 'CUTE ONE' but the E went out. Since trying to do both my job and Bettys, I haven't had time to see to it."