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Thursday, 19 December 2013

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Although the Chinese are only the third nation to land on the moon, they say they have already caught Russia and heading past the United States in space technology.

They have now started the rumor that "Jade Rabbit" is placing together moon rocks to build small replica of The Great Wall of China.

"He will bring permanent presence of China on the moon. It will be much much bigger than American Flag. Even our flag is bigger", says Hu Ling.

The Chinese people are very proud of this accomplishment. They say they were told to skip a meal for Jade Rabbit and they have.

Also, you still wouldn't have to miss a meal if USA would pay their debts.

Chinese Ambassador at the United Nations made the proud announcement last week and stood up and applauded himself.

"It's no big deal", stated U.S. President Obama. "We did that many years ago."

"No big deal?", stated the Ambassador when told. "Does the USA have a giant flag there? Has it built a wall there?"

"President of USA cannot even keep track of his own Obamacare...all screwed up!"

Then he stood up and applauded once again.

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