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Thursday, 19 December 2013

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"This guy is not out of place in a Santa suit," said Megyn Kelly.

Atlanta GA Fox reporter Megyn Kelly corrected MLK friend Jesse Jackson when Mr. Jackson was talking about how an African American, Nat King Cole, sang The Christmas Song.

"You can tell by listening to him that he's not African-American. And Cole- does that sound like a black name? How many black people named Cole do you know?" asked Ms. Kelly.

Dumbfounded, Mr. Jackson replied, "If you can tell a man by his name, then that must mean that Jesus was Hispanic since so many Hispanics are named Jesus."
"Oh no, they pronounce it different," explained Ms. Kelly.

Fox News has announced that Ms. Kelly will host her own talk show, but that it will be available by subscription only. Some applicants will have to pass a test before being allowed to subscribe.

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