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Monday, 16 December 2013

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Treasure cleared out of one's Tower of London

Sagging trousers, heavy gold chains and a casual outside of trousers shirt are to be worn by British King, Prince Philip at next weeks wealth distribution visit to Harlem by the Royle Family. Spare jewels, gold and crowns are to be raffled using free tickets already sent to every Harlem household.

"A lifestyle coach from Detroit has been employed to blend us in while we are in Harlem. Princes Charles and Philip are expert at the "Frankenstein walk" now" said the Duchess of Duke Street.

Some prizes may only be an Ipad or similar, but we have a couple of containers of crowns and orbs and things that we cleared out of the Tower last month. These will all be used as prizes. We used to distribute Morngy money in English churches at Christmas, but WallMart doesn't accept it any more." said a Palace spokesperson.

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