The hard looks that First Lady Michelle Obama gave to the lady next to her husband while they attended the Mandela Memorial spoke for itself.
This First Lady will stand for no nonsense.
Later in the evening, the same Obama admirer (who was trying to draw Mr. Obama's attention, along with a couple of other flirts) suddenly had a screaming fit.
She found that she had a big fat tarantula on her dress!
In the confusion, somehow her dress was torn off her as she fled from the room.
Our reporter Stanley Berry stated that he saw a body guard grab the offending spider and place him back into Michelle's purse.
Of Course, Michelle later told everyone that it was probably a prank and that she herself "wanted nothing to do with 'Fred', uh..the spider."
That was when a second lady began screaming about a big spider on her back!
"I don't understand", stated the manager. "This has never happened before."
Then, in a low whisper, the same body guard told Michelle. "Fred is dead!"
"Then go up to my room and fetch "Bernie". I still got one more lady to surprise!"