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Topics: NASA, moon, Chinese Food

Saturday, 14 December 2013

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The expensive Chinese Food Delivery Rover, Jade Rabbit has mixed up its very first delivery order.

A top secret Moon Base which has been built by the U.S.A was due to receive a very welcome "Chinese Special Meal for 100 this morning. I repeated the order slowly", said a NASA Moon base official. "They have billed us one hundred billion dollars."

"The order clearly stated 46 Chop Sueys 31 Special Fried Rice, 40 portions of fries and 23 portions of fried steak in black bean sauce. What the man brought was 36 Chop Sueys 31 Special Fried Rice, 40 portions of fries and 33 portions of fried steak in black bean sauce and 100 free fortune cookies."

"Mr. Chan, the Jade Rabbit Delivery Vehicle Driver was very pleasant about it all though and has gone back to get the order changed.

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