Los Angeles, CA Kanye West, who recently acknowledged that he was just like the police and soldiers the way he puts his life on the line at every concert he does, announced today in a press conference that he will begin nightly patrols of Los Angeles and New York City. He stated that he will do this to stem the rising crime wave.
West announced the nightly patrols will commence immediately after he goes to Afghanistan to "clean up some bad situations."
After the announcement, Mr. West unveiled his new Kanye Car, which he will use to patrol the cities. The car has machine gun turrets, bulletproof glass, and an ejector passenger seat where Kim will sit.