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Friday, 13 December 2013

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Hillary Clinton, possible candidate for the Presidency in 2016, has been having flashbacks of the day she got caught in a crossfire and making a narrow escape in Bosnia 17 years ago.

We got a copy of a report from a CIA hacked memo of Hillary's confessing to her psychiatrist:

"It was the worst day of my life, even the one that concerned Monica Lewinsky. I mean, you can lose your life to becoming HIV Positive but that may take years.

It started when our helicopter landed and I was about 20 feet out and in the open when bullets began flying fast and furious. Someone shouted "Hit The Ground!" but I'm not one to flee from a battle as you well know, Doc.

So, I began a zigzag run towards the machine fire and it must have startled the sniper because he only gave me a dozen or so flesh wounds that are hard to see.

Just as I jumped over the ridge, he turned to run but I ran my right heel, the 6-inch one that I call Bill, right through his heart from behind. But it took a great bit more to bring this big boy down. He was about six-foot six and weighed 245 named John, I was later told. I just remember him being wide at the shoulder and narrow at the hip.

I then managed somehow to get his weapon and hold off the others while hauling my wounded comrades back to safety."

That's all we managed to get but this reporter wants this lady on our team. That's all I can say.

Buford Snodgrass, for $tar$. (Isn't John an odd name over there? Might have been a mercenary)

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