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Wednesday, 11 December 2013

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Wyatt Earp clone

A large number of Wyatt Earps have been found in a town near the CIA's area 51 alien catching centre. Interviewed by journalists, a spokesperson for the Earp clones said, "We are all hanging around here waiting for the Doc Hollidays to be completed".

The peace keeping Earps and Hollidays will be released throughout trouble-spots across North America.

"We are just not winning the war on Crime." said an F.B.I spokesman. "So I am pleased to announce that DNA from Wyatt's gunbelt and Doc Holliday's handkerchief has been successfully grown into prototypes of each man.

A run of 1000 of each person has just been completed and we are keeping them occupied within the confines of a purpose built Tombstone type town. Gambling facilities have been imported from Las Vegas to keep them occupied and hundreds of criminals have been rounded up by them already and are awaiting trial in the town's Jails.

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