"Thou must stuff thine tortilla full of tasty meat and cheese!" shouted the assailant, Don A. Blaid.
Apparently police in Texas said they arrested Mr. Blaid after his use of a sword in an attempt to coerce a waitress into giving him free tacos.
"I've worked in this restaurant for years and have never seen anything like it," stated the manager for the restaurant, "I mean we've had some drunk beligerent patrons, but never a sword!"
Mr. Blaid claims that he thought he had gone to a patron particpation medieval themed Mexican restaurant and he was not being serious but rather "acting."
"I was just playing my part," stated Blaid. "How was I supposed to know that this wasn't a theme restaurant? I assumed that because of the decor, it was."
Apparently Blaid has been arrested for assaultive behavior in the past in similar fashion at other restaurants.
"These places are misleading," stated Mr. Blaid "How was I supposed to know that throwing Ninja throwing stars in a Sushi place is innappropriate?"