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Wednesday, 11 December 2013

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Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt relaxing in her pool in Copenhagen, Denmark.

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - Reports coming out of Johannesburg are that Michelle Obama is not a happy camper.

It seems that during the memorial proceedings for President Nelson Mandela the American first lady happened to notice that her husband and the very attractive blonde Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt were playing footsie.

Mrs. Obama ignored the incident to avoid embarrassing the other foreign dignataries.

Prime Minister Thorning-Schmidt is 46, and is married to an Englishman.

Several U.S. political publications including Political Salad Bar Magazine and Political Drive Thru Magazine have named Prime Minister Thorning-Schmidt as the most beautiful leader in the entire world.

The very relaxed prime minister has been known to attend Danish cabinet meetings dressed in a skimpy halter top and Daisy Duke short shorts.

To view 47 photos of Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt in various skimpy swimsuits go to www.hellelookingsexyashell.wow.

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