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Tuesday, 10 December 2013

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Those were the days! Male, matcho, back seat bitch butts!

Ex back-seat-driver, Mary Barra, has moved forward and been appointed the first ever CEO of a major car producing company; General Motors not General Kitchen sinks!

Henry Ford has just been heard turning in a Ford Mondeo grave and matcho Mercedes and BMW are laughing all the way to the Chinese market because female baby's there hardly see the light of day anyway.

Mary has achieved a huge step for womens lib and a backward step for anybody doubting that females can now walk on the moon too; her next job by the way.

General Motors are very happy with their new CEO because the last time they made a decent vehicle it broke down and Mary has been give the job of overseeing a faultless production line from her luxury Wuthering Heights office in the GM main office in downtown and very bankrupt Detroit.

She is also a great fan of matcho rapper, Eminem, who on commenting on the historical appointment told a reporter and I quote, "Bitches don't belong at the 'head' of Automobile companies, but she can give me 'head' anytime, dumbass and I drive a Beamer anyway!"

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