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Tuesday, 10 December 2013

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"This close to being killed!"

Instead of having to go have those bullets that were still in her body after that close call in the Middle East where she landed her helicopter right into the midst of a fire fight, $tar$ Magazine has learned that Hillary is actually in for a major butt lift before she runs for President in 2016!

Friends say that lately Hillary has been leaning forward like Carol Burnett playing the secretary as "Misses Wiggens" on her old show, Hillary decided that one of her hips was actually out of line.

"It had been bothering her for years", says a Source. "She kicked the President's ass so many times after the Lewinsky thing that she threw a hip out of kilter."

The former First Lady and possible Presidential candidate will have to keep her ass in a sling for a couple of months.

"Of course, she'll claim a bullet landed there."

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